Never look an angry toddler in the eyes.
They can sense your fear.
Do NOT run!
They will hunt you down while emitting an excruciatingly high pitched scream.
Attempts to reason with, bribe or distract will be futile.
Offering Love and Affection will only anger the child further.
And whatever you do, Do not laugh at them!
Try to contain the child in a safe environment, perhaps a cot or playpen ...